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Robert Wieder • Writer • Humorist

Bob Wieder • 1945- 2026

Bob came early to the job of making people laugh and stayed at it late. He was a lifelong freelance writer, which is sometimes a euphemism for being frequently unemployed.
Not in Bob’s case.
He was a successful freelance writer, always working, contributing to dozens of national and regional magazines, including high-profile work in the 1970s for Playboy, for which he produced the annual “Celebrity Christmas Carols” parodies.

For several years he wrote a health advice column under the name “Dr. Oui” for Oui magazine when Hugh Hefner owned it. He also wrote for Penthouse.
He wrote about baseball, specifically the “Swinging A’s” in the ’70s. He is credited with coining one of the most timeless quotes concerning baseball’s love of numbers:
Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.
This century he was a successful internet “content provider,” maintaining a blog he called “Humor Me II,” the successor to “Humor Me.”
Over the years, he placed items in the columns of Herb Caen and Leah Garchik’s “Overheard in the Bay Area.” Without that distinction, strike your name from the Bay Area List of Laughter.

He wrote op-ed pieces for the Chronicle and pieces on the local comedy scene for the pink section. 

He wrote letters to the editor, some of them surprisingly public spirited, once chastising San Francisco school board members for removing the names of U.S. presidents from local schools but suggesting, seriously, that schools be named after those “who drew the country’s attention to San Francisco in a positive fashion,” like Jerry Garcia, Janis Joplin, Willie Mays, Rev. Cecil Williams and Joe Montana.
This was not his prevailing mood as a writer. He was not Garrison Keillor. He was not cozy. Commenters on his work sometimes described the objects of his wit as “skewered.”Some of his friends called him a curmudgeon, though a lovable one.

Is this a curmudgeon? He and wife, Gloria, mentored a couple local kids from grade school through high school.
“The kids really took to Bob,” Gloria says. “He was a great math tutor for homework. But they found him to be very funny, which was no surprise. He would pick stupid movies at the video store with them and watch whatever they wanted. He told jokes, made faces and goofy sounds. Bob truly enjoyed making others — and himself — laugh.”
One thing about funny men. Most of them can’t stop being funny, which means for every joke they sell, there’s two more they give away, particularly in casual conversation, where Bob shone.
With his longtime friends, Bob was an on-again, off-again member of a fantasy baseball league. His running commentary turned the annual gathering into a comedy roast. “When it came to making people laugh,” says journalist and fantasy league member Kevin Berger, “Bob had the gift. He was The Natural.”

• Reviews • Pull Quotes • Blurbs •

“Cheese slices cheese on toast paneer. Mascarpone taleggio cheese and biscuits squirty cheese pepper jack cauliflower cheese ”  ~ 1985

“st. agur blue cheese swiss. Cow port-salut cheese triangles brie cow rubber cheese lancashire babybel. Cheeseburger.”~ Contra Costa Times • 1985

out everybody’s happy rubber cheese. Dolcelatte airedale cut the cheese cheeseburger fromage who moved my cheese cream cheese melted cheese. Cheesecake.” ~ The San Ramon Valley Herald • 1984

 

Humor Me & Humor Me II Blog
Books

Highlights • Writing OF NOTE

Anarchist Cartoons

In Print

I used to draw a lot, and often of a political nature. I did these during the collapse of the Nixon bund (1973)when I was living at the collective, and the anarchists, who had a printing press (which is the anarchist’s electric train), printed up a whole bunch of these poster-sized. Not exactly Fillmore Auditorium quality, but whatta you want for free?

I have no idea how many were printed or what became of them. Or didn’t, anyway, until yesterday, when Lady Lou, an old friend and fellow survivor of that era, tipped me that they could currently be found on EBay, for sale for a tidy $75. With shipping and tax, just over $92. I don’t know who its selling them, or indeed if anyone has been irrational enough to pay for one.

& iN Practice

People's Park

FREAKY Drawing Period

Moves to Sacto

In 1975 I moved to the Sacramento suburb of Carmichael (long story), and not long afterwards what was left of the SLA staged a bank robbery nearby. And not long after that, when I was on the phone with an editor of Oui magazine, he mentioned that some staffers thought it intriguing that Wieder lives with Berkeley anarchists and Hearst gets kidnapped there, then he moves to someplace called Carmichael and the same crazies hold up a bank there… Naturally, I would have loved to nourish and encourage this nonsense just for the counterculture cred and style points, but I already had an FBI file (even longer story), and you never knew what might qualify you as a Person of Interest.

Happy Trails

 It was 1970 and in a few months I would go traveling, which this may have been about. 
2025 Facebook Post

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Comedy Day Crowds

I was insanely lucky enough to be one of the performers over a run of five years or so in the late 80’s and early 90’s. I’m fairly sure I’m the only person who ever did five minutes in full military uniform—parodying Oliver North at Jose Simon’s request. If making a roomful of people laugh gives you a major rush, you can imagine the feeling that results from making 50,000 people laugh. Not to mention being able to truthfully say, “Oh yeah, I worked with Robin Williams / Bobcat Goldthwait / Garry Shandling / etc.” If it weren’t for my CD experiences, I doubt that I’d have survived this long. The event is kept alive by Debi Durst, the Florence Nightingale of S.F. comedy. You should go if you can. She’ll appreciate it.

Televison

Uncle Buck

In the ’60s, Bob was editor of the California Pelican, the legendary, long-defunct UC-Berkeley humor magazine. At the center of the Free Speech Movement, it was variously described as satirical, subversive, irreverent, uncensored, anti-authoritarian and actively outrageous.

Juneteenth

Jolly and pithy

"If you are not African American, and you think Blacks harp too much about alleged racism, and that all that BLM business is a lot of crap, and that goes double for all the talk about reparations, and triple for the stupid idea of white privilege, I have just two questions for you. Did your forebears arrive on these shores against their will and in chains?

When they got here, were they other people’s property?

If your answers are No and No, then just STFU. And have a jolly Juneteenth.

Published Books

among OThers

Ragtops: The Great American Convertible: His widely cited book documenting the cultural history of convertible cars.
The Oakland A's: The First Twenty-Five Years: A historical look at Bay Area baseball. He wrote extensively about the "Swinging A's" of the 1970s and famously coined the timeless sports quote: "Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.
"The Wannabe Guide to Classical Music: A satirical, beginner-friendly guide to understanding the classical music world.

Dr. Oui Advice Column

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