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Pat Daniels • Comedienne • Improviser

Pat Daniels
• 1975 - 1987 •

Women in Comedy – Patricia Daniels

April, 1977 • Laffmaker News • by Lee Glickstein

She got here in June 1975 and three weeks later, on a Sunday night, Pat knew she was home. That night she walked into the Holy City Zoo and did her first five minute standup act, met Tony DePaul in his first night as emcee-producer of Zoo comedy, and ran into comedy writer John Cantu: “it was lost at first sight,” says Pat, and a year and a half later they were married. Pat played the Zoo every week for months, most of the time the only woman on the Bill. DePaul, who often draws feminist’ hisses in his own act, treated Pat with no bias, she says, giving encouragement and typical newcomer treatment; a lot of opening and closing spots. “I’ve never made Tony laugh, but he does have an eye for business. Now that I’m producing shows it’s strange to be booking him.”

The other comics treated Pat as a social object, not taking her performing seriously. They didn’t include her in business – talk or respond to her sets with either encouragement or suggestions. “They seem to see me as a woman, not as a person or a comedian. If the line went well they always asked if John wrote it, which he didn’t.” But sexism is not a charge Pat makes easily. She figures it was just shyness, or “maybe part of it was me. Maybe I didn’t come across as a ‘serious performer.”

Has Women’s Lib played a role in Pats life? “The women’s movement has very little meaning to me because I haven’t experienced any direct violation of what I want to be because I’m a woman. Throughout my teens I wasn’t treated as a sex object. I would like to have been, but I was overweight in those days and in my mind no man could be interested in me. My bad self image caused a lot of pain, but keeping away from men was good because I wouldn’t have been able to handle them at all. I didn’t know what I was doing, even when I started doing it.” 

The opportunity to produce comedy showcases came looking for Pat when John Walsh left the Mustard Seed last year (1976) to go to Los Angeles. She and Joy Androgyny took over and turned it into the Saturday night place for comedy in the Bay Area. From there Pat went out on her own and produced a successful show at Mabuhay Gardens, a Broadway night club, in February. Five comedians got good experience working a classier kind of room and came away each with $13.50, not much but $10 to $13.50 more than usual. “I learned a lot from that show. At this point everything has to be done my way; I don’t compromise real easily. I’m not impulsive but I am easily influenced, which I’m getting better at guarding against. Publicity, booking, posters, flyers, press releases, pushing tickets – I love doing all that, and when the show is going on I don’t worry; I have a lot of confidence in the comics that I pick.” 

In October 1976 Pat Daniels and John Cantu conceived a bi-weekly joke service, …comedy/update…, and the patter of little one-liners can be heard around their North Beach home. [Full Article]

Sharing Loads of Laughs 

September 25, 1978 • SF Examiner • Bea Pixa

John Cantu and Patricia Daniels are a lively young married couple who work together. Share a lot of laughs — and are getting a divorce. As husband and wife, they found their union wasn’t working. As business partners, it was. “I don’t think either one of us really wanted to be married,” observes Daniels a 27-year-old with widely-spaced Jackie Kennedy-type eyes.

They are partners in an enterprise called CanDan Productions which publishes two comedy services. “Comedy Update” and “Cheap Laughs.” the former is designed for professional comedians who gobble up funny material faster than a government paper shredding machine; the latter, an abbreviated version with different material, is designed for people who don’t need to have so many laughs at their disposal – such as salesman who want to loosen up customers or public speakers who need a few good lines to relax and audience. 

Daniels one of two children from a middle-class Catholic family, found early signs of her comedic awareness in parochial school. “There were things that were really strange – like people having to look at a picture of Christ on a cross, and swearing that they really lost their homework. I remember thinking ‘Oh God. This really is crazy.’ Things like that made me see the funny side of things.” 

Both Cantu and Daniels agree that comedy is a male-dominated field, where aggressiveness counts for laughs as well as success, and good looks become a drawback that must be overcome. “A lot of humor,” says Daniels, “is very self-deprecating,” which she suggests may account for the shortage of women. “Joan Rivers goes on about her facelift and how she can’t cook, and she gets applause for it. But look at what she’s doing to herself as a person. And Phyllis Diller has to make herself look ugly with all that hair and those rhinestones to do her jokes.” 

In social situations, she also finds that a woman with a strong sense of humor is at a disadvantage. “A man who is not a comedian is almost in awe of a woman who’s in comedy. They like to see women with a strong sense of humor – as long as they have one that’s a little stronger.” 

Cantu and Daniels meet at their weekly get togethers, to sift through the jokes they’ve collected, the ambience is likely to be as serious as a board meeting of General Motors. “We don’t do all that much laughing,” says Cantu “but it’s nice when it happens.” [Full Article]

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Press Bio

Pat Daniels started performing comedy in San Francisco in 1975. A native New Orleanian, Pat became one of the only female stand-up comedians in the Bay Area. In addition to her stand-up act, she has worked as a producer of comedy shows and she's a comedy writer. In 1977 she wrote and edited a humorous service publication called Cheap Laughs. Subscribers to Cheap Laughs include Phyllis Diller, Joan Rivers and Dr. Don Rose. Pat just recorded an album for Warner Bros. entitled "Peanut, Popcorn, the Presidency" a political comedy album about Jimmy Carter. In 1979, Pat wrote for Video West, a local television program.

Quick Takes

First Time on Stage

5 Minutes @ HCZ

I talked myself into a 5 minute set at the Holy City Zoo in September of 1975, a couple of months after I moved to San Francisco. I had acted before, but never did stand up. I figured that it would be easy to transition. Wrong! It was the hardest thing I have ever done in the entertainment field. I did get laughs, however and got to be in on the beginning of the SF comedy scene. I never looked back.

Listen to Pat’s 5 minute set at the Holy City Zoo

Tony DePaul’s Sunday Night Funnies • January 18, 1976

Stage Time Nearby

North Beach

In '75. when I moved here they were just starting to change over at the Holy City Zoo from folk singing to stand-up comedy and there wasn't any improv to my knowledge. Stand-up was much more prevalent than improv. At the time I was doing stand-up, among mostly men and a few women, you could perform every single night. A lot of the clubs were in North Beach so since I was living very close by it was easy for me to walk down to the Coffee Gallery, The Intersection, or The Spaghetti Factory, as well as the Savoy Tivoli less than a block away on Grant Street. Later, there were all different nights at the Holy City Zoo out in the avenues. There was La Salamandra in Berkeley, maybe on Tuesday nights, and they let anybody perform. So I performed there a lot.

Joke Writing Service

CANDAN PRODUCTIONS​

In October 1976 Pat Daniels and John Cantu conceived a bi-weekly joke service, …comedy/update…, and the patter of little one-liners can be heard around their North Beach home. When they started it Pat was commuting to a job by train. She wrote 10 jokes each way, using for inspiration her passing thoughts about television, news, and the things she saw on the train and out the window. John writes 30 to 40 jokes a day. They maintain veto power over each other's jokes, exchange polishing services and Pat selects the jokes for each issue. ~~Laff Maker News by Lee Glickstein

Showcase Producer

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Mustard Seed

The Mustard Seed was the club where I produced shows and I also did stand up there. It was on Mason Street, right around the corner from Macy's, in the basement of the Unitarian Church. and it was a full-service stand up operation. I produced the shows, I did stand-up at the shows, I baked the brownies that we sold during the show and because it was a basement of the church there was no alcohol, basically like a small little theater. It cost a dollar to get in and one of the reasons why I still love Dana Carvey to this day… he was just starting to do stand-up and a student at San Francisco State. The shows were Saturday nights and I let him perform all the time. He was funny, don't get me wrong, but because there was no alcohol, these 18-20 year old college students could get in. He had a lot of friends and he brought the audience, so we made like 20 bucks off Dana. Worked out great, that was a really fun time.

Rules of the House

Language!

I'll tell you a Slayton story. Bobby Slayton was a very good stand-up but the Mustard Seed, being in the basement of a Unitarian Church. They oversaw, and came in every now and then to see the shows. Bobby couldn't clean up his language so I had to sit him down and say “Bobby, you cannot say those words here.” “Well, what do you mean?” I explained, “You just can’t, it's the basement of a church. You want to perform here you just can't curse” “Okay” So I thought we had an understanding. The next week he came in did the same act, same words, same everything. Afterwards, “Bobby, you can't perform here anymore”. He got so incensed, but he understood it was that kind of an atmosphere in that particular little showcase.

Winners and Runners Up

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MABUHAY GARDENS ON BROADWAY

Pat went out on her own and produced a successful show at Mabuhay Gardens, a Broadway night club, in February (1977). Five comedians got good experience working a classier kind of room and came away each with $13.50, not much but $10 to $13.50 more than usual. ~~Laff Maker News by Lee Glickstein
"I learned a lot from that show. At this point everything has to be done my way; I don't compromise real easily. I'm not impulsive but I am easily influenced, which I'm getting better at guarding against. Publicity, booking, posters, flyers, press releases, pushing tickets – I love doing all that, and when the show is going on I don't worry; I have a lot of confidence in the comics that I pick."

Best Joke I wish I wrote

I am a single woman. I have no children…that I know of…
~Paula Poundstone

Political Vinyl

PEANUTS, POPCORN, THE PRESIDENCY​

Magnum Records • Vinyl, LP, Album - US - 1980 Non-Music- Comedy, Spoken Word • Side 1 A!-The White House Party - 3:50 The Attack Maneuver - 1:22 The White House Press Conference - 3:48 The Family Feud - 3:52 A5-The Easter Bunny Monster - 1:50 Side 2 B1-Fun And Games For The Family - 2:24 The Answering Machine - 4:31 Jimmy's Tribute To The King - 2:00 A Twilight Christmas Carol - 4:03 B5-The Goodnight Prayer - ?

Autographed Copy

Certificate for Peanuts, Popcorn and the Presidency

OFFICIAL LIVE RECORDING

Pentagon Records • Certificate • For an autographed copy of the Funniest Political Comedy Album ever recorded because you Were There This Date June 22nd, 1980 For the Official Live Recording of Peanuts, Popcorn, The Presidency.
Starring Kevin Pollack, Co-Starring Pat Daniels, Director W.E. "Wally" Hogue

Women's Night

Showed up for 2nd Show

There were some improv workshops. the main one, the first one I ever went to was Frank Kidder's Workshop over on Union Street in North Beach. and that was just an amazing workshop… not neccessarily because of him, but at least he had the business sense to start it at The Intersection. It was a performing space in a former Church, around the corner from where I lived, so certainly a no-brainer to go there for the classes he had. That's where I met a lot of people that were very much into doing stand-up, but also improv. I met Robin (Williams) there. Also Terry(Sand) and Susan(Healy). They actually started Femprov along with Teresa Roberts. They knew I was doing stand-up and said “Would you like to join the group. I thought ‘oh yeah’… so they said “Come to the Holy City Zoo on Sunday night. I said “Sure!”, not thinking they were serious at all, so I didn’t go. The next day I got a message saying, “We were thinking you would be at the show and I said “What show?” and so I missed the first performance of Femprov. After that, I was on stage with Teresa, Susan and Terry and we needed somebody else and I knew Carol Roberts who was also doing stand-up…

DIY Promotion

Flyers on Poles

Police Code Section 605 Posting of signs on utility poles or public property is prohibited. We are trying to keep our area clean and abide by Mayor Feinstein's anti-litter campaign.
We were a scourge on the neighborhoods, especially North Beach when we had an upcoming show at The Old Spaghetti Factory.

Favorite Club

Cobb's Pub

I loved the original Cobb’s Pub on Chestnut St. Our improv group, Femprov, opened it as a place for live entertainment. Because it was a new venue for comedy, we had to do all our own promotion, flyers, postcards, newspaper articles…. None of that internet stuff existed at the time. It was also the place comedians celebrated the holidays with pot luck dishes and drinks on the house.

Characters for every Occasion

CAMMY @ COBB'S ​​

One of the most fun things I loved doing was coming up with different characters, that was my creative thing. So I had this hippie kind of person named Cammy She was spacey and kind of ‘out of it’ so she would just go off on tangents. Another was a Textile Psychologist, a fabric analyst I could cure your anxiety and depression by touching your clothes in a very, very secretive way. People would swat my hand away and that kept getting funnier. I think the audience gets it when it's a bizarre profession… but a textile psychologist. What the hell is that? Yeah, you could make it work. We also had set pieces and I did a Julia Child type character making a Roadside Ragout. I had this stuffed dog that looked like it got run over by a bunch of cars and I would make a stew with the leash still on it. I enjoyed doing characters.

1983 Comedy Day

Rainy Day Blues

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CA LOTTERY KICK OFF • 1985

Lotto Balls

In 1985 the state of California decided to institute a state lottery that would supposedly help the schools. The big kick off in San Francisco was to be at Union Square. Femprov had to wear purple leotards with two foot plastic lotto balls that we wore over our bodies and put our hands through. We had written a script to get all the information about the state lottery into this 2 to 5 minute little act that we did on stage. The MC was Olympic swimmer gold medalist Greg Louganis and I think because it was Union Square, so vast, I don't think a lot of people could hear what we were saying, but he did and he was laughing more than anybody. There was a little choreography but it was basically trying to inform folks, in a humorous way, about how the lottery was going to work and help schools. It was packed because they were giving away free lottery tickets. They had raffles for different things, like California Lottery t-shirts. So Femprov had this lovely time being lotto balls in Union Square. It was probably the most strange gig that we had, but it paid well, it paid well.

Comedy Day • 1986

Pom POMs & Tramps

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Last Show

Noe Valley Ministry

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Cabaret Gold Watch

Post Mortem

Much to the Bay Area's loss, Femprov gave their last performance in January of this year. The Council of Entertainement wishes to congratulate this unique performing institution for their outstanding achievements and contributions to Bay Are Entertainment

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Pat! Know you're busy… thought this might be easier

This temporary communication section will disappear when you’re finished filling in the gaps and satisfied with the look and feel of your ‘wing’ of AMUSEum. Never fear, you can always make additions, if you unearth more artifacts or memories.

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  • Cheesy orange placeholder text still exists…  BONUS! Transcribed the video interview we did, so feel free to plunder or refine those words if you need an easy shortcut …[http://femprovsf.blogspot.com/p/recollections.html 
  • Apparently you were at the 1st Comedy Day planning meeting, according to Cantu’s account… because you were 1 of the 3 people producing comedy in the 3 clubs at the time, You, Tony and Gregory McKeag booking a club in Concord.
  • My spelunking also unearthed an early CANDAN advert that I plan to scan… stay tuned
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