John 'Dr. Gonzo' Means • Comedian Parodist

John 'Dr. Gonzo' Means
•1979-1999•
•2010-2020•

Chronicle Comedy Celebration • 198x

Pretty Ambitious for a Gonzo

April 1983 · San Francisco Chronicle Datebook • by Ben Fong-Torres

Dr. Gonzo, the comedian, is in fact, John Means, a lean 27-year-old from Mason City, Iowa, with an aw-shucks face, friendly manner, and a good nose for business. In less than five years in San Francisco, he’s become one of the towns, busiest and best paid comics headlining at night clubs, and working as an opening act at rock concerts. In fact, he’s so busy that he feels a little bad about not hanging out as much as he used to with his other comics.

Now, what kind of gonzo it is that? 

But, as Means explained, the name was pretty much foisted on to him by a college buddy, and he used it after school when he fronted a group called Dr. Gonzo’s Bonzo Band. Before he ever thought of comedy, he was a musician, playing country, blues, at Des Moines bars, “lulling people into drunksville. We sold drinks, and the shows became comedy.”

That bit of show-biz experience has served Means well: as the guitar slinging “Doc of Comedy Rock,” he can work in front of rock concert audiences, usually poison to stand up comedians. Opening for the Jefferson Starship, he performed in front of 9000 at the Greek Theatre and he’s faced thousands more at shows headlining Greg Kihn, Marty Balin, and Missing Persons, among others. And being a businessman, he’s learned to please the rock audience. 

In fact, he’s most often criticized for going after cheap laughs with low-level jokes “Well“, said Means, the one-liners are just fillers, throwaways to move from one segment of the act to the next. As for poor taste, it’s business “I go with what the crowd wants. Sometimes they won’t listen to you, and that’s how you get their attention. The heavy rock crowds are hostile to anybody that’s not the band they came to see. So I have to get it across that I’ll only be on a short time, that if I wasn’t working, I’d be out there partying with them. I get them on my side.“ Even if it takes sick or sophomoric humor, “it’s survival.“

But Gonzo’s humor is flexible, depending on his audience. Headlining at the Old Waldorf, he had a comedy crowd, and between the rock stuff, uncorked some gems. 

Gonzo also displayed ample potential for expanding beyond stand-up comedy. The Old Waldorf show served to unveil a new idea: the blending of comedy with a multi image, visual backdrop. With 27 slide projectors, (run by the Office of Irishman), achieving something close to animation. Gonzo played off the images in a pre-recorded soundtrack roamed the width of the stage, wandered into the audience to do his send up of a lounge act. “I liked the idea of the visuals,“ he says “because it was theatrical. The idea is to make it bigger than life. From doing the rock shows I’ve been trying to figure out how I could be as big as a rock band by myself.”

Offstage John Means is an unabashed businessman. Last year, by his count he worked almost 200 nights a year and by doubling up many nights, got paid for some 300 shows for a total of $30,000. As for more public stages, Gonzo still wants to fulfill his rock ‘n’ roll fantasy and “do the big shows,” to have success like Robin Williams and Steve Martin’s. He’d like to write and appear in films “I want to be the ultimate entertainer.“ 

Pretty ambitious for a gonzo he says “I’ve always done my time. I’ve never wimped out on a job and never cancelled a paid show and I’ve only fallen short of my time by a couple of minutes.”

Not particularly authentic gonzo. But it’s good business.

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article by Ben--Fong Torres

• Reviews • Pull Quotes • Blurbs •

Opening for Huey Lewis … “A snaggle-toothed guitar comic with a bagful of song parodies was perfect and set the tone for the evening.”  
~ Tom Phalen • Seattle Journal • 1983

“Dr. Gonzo managed to make genuinely funny jokes about the rock world without being either contemptuous or corny.”
~ Ken Tucker • Philadelphia Inquirer

“The audience made it quite clear that it found Gonzo’s style appealing. He ended with a sing-along nonsense song that had the crowd happily shouting gibberish at the top of its lungs.”
~ Jill Warren • Indianapolis Star 

 “Dr. Gonzo clicked well with his rock-oriented patter and parodies of well known tunes and performers.”
~ Kirk • Variety

Quick Takes

Why Gonzo?

Nickname Origins

The name was pretty much foisted on to him by a college buddy, and he used it after school when he fronted a group called Dr. Gonzo’s Bonzo Band. Before he ever thought of comedy, he was a musician, playing country, blues, at Des Moines bars, “lulling people into drunksville. We sold drinks, and the shows became comedy.” [BFT]

Go West Young Man

Finding Funding

Graduated from Drake University in Des Moines in 1977, staying a year to play with the Bonzo Band, then joined a friend who wanted to produce a play in San Francisco. when they failed to get the project financed Means took on “temp jobs: physical labor, stuff in warehouses.“ [BFT]

First Gigs

November 1979

Bobby Slayton sent me to the Holy City Zoo for open mic night. I thought it was for music. Signed up, went out for a real drink or two, came back to discover I was next and it was a comedy club. Got laughs just getting my guitar out of the case. Tony DePaul thought I was somebody and gave me 20 minutes on a Sunday night where I bombed horribly.. Said to myself that I would never let that happen again. Went home and wrote some of my best song parodies.

Favorite Joke

Caricature by The Quigman's artist, Buddy Hickerson

Comedy Day

Company Picnic

Comedy Day was a great place to hang with old pals since we were all going in so many directions.
L to R: Chris Pray, Mike Pritchard, Doug Kehoe, Bob Sarlatte, Jim Cranna, Bob Barry, Lorenzo Matawaran, Jon Ross

Worst Crowd

Memorable Night

Bobby Slayton called me and said he couldn't do a show and asked me to do it. It was opening for Soft White Underbelly at the Old Waldorf SF. Found out it was Blue Oyster Cult. Bad intro, mean crowd (you suuuuuck! Fuck Yooooouuuu!) throwing radio station free buttons at me, but I stuck it out. Then came the late show...more later.

That Comedy Time

Successful because…

Everyone was unique. We all sort of found our niche...mine was opening for bands, living my rock 'n roll fantasy, and becoming part of a great music scene.
And I believe coming out of the disco era, couples could go out to dinner and see a show instead of having to sweat to a loud beat and look stupid on the dance floor.
Photo credit: Sue Murphy

Comedy Boom

Was Jet Fueled…

You could get good quick because there were so many places to get stage time. You need crowd feedback to get good. We all rooted for each other and having RW as our fearless leader helped.
Photo credit: Lee "The Flea" Phillps

SElf Promotion

Paper Flyers & calendars

TBD described - Robin Steele - logoizing your name [spit balling]

John Means Who?

Gratitude

Stern Grove

xxxxxx-1981

Auditions

Competition Finalist

Perks of the Finals

6th annual - 1981
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Paula Poundstone Talk Show

WInding Road

One thing led to another

1981 finalist in the SF Comedy Competition. Showtime called for the Big Laff Off hosted by Fred Willard, which was a springboard to Caesar's Lake Tahoe hosted by Bill Rafferty… and never looked back. .
L to R: Dr. Gonzo, Tim Bedore, Larry Brown, Will Durst Kevin Pollak

Record Deal

On Vinyl

Record Release Party

Party People

Sign on the dotted lIne

DubLab Records recorded my album live at Cobb's Pub in 1985.
L to R: Tom Sawyer, Little Roger and the team at DubLab.

The Doc of Comedy Rock

Side A
Tailgate Party
Beam Me Up, Scotty
The Art Of Telling Jokes
Are We Gonna Do It (Or What)?
Look What You Made Me (Do)
Side B
Live At Cobb's Pub May 11, 1985

Record Release

Party at the Boarding House
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Supporters

Greg Kihn, Micky Thompson and Craig Chaquico showed up to support … and party.
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OTHER BAY AREA GIGS / EVENTS OF NOTE

MTV & Monty hoffman

Dough Ray Me
[xxxxxx-1982]

Rock 'n Roll and Comedy

On the road with Huey Lewis. not to mention opening for Jefferson Starship, Eddie Money, and The Beach Boys

Comedy Tonight

Comedy Tonight -circa 1980s

Bammies

Together with Dick Bright onstage at the Bammies.

That was then, This is since then…

Hands-on Influencer

I taught for awhile after my first 20 years. I brought a sense of knowledge of the real world and a sense of humor to the classroom. You seem to learn more when your teacher is amusing and has great stories.

Paint the Town
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Return in 2010
[xxxxx]

New personal best! You now have 62 pictures on your page, out of the [75+] that you have sent to me. ;-o

This section will disappear when your page goes LIVE… once you’re finished filling in the gaps and satisfied with the look and feel of your ‘wing’ of AMUSEum. 

4th pass: Pulled Morri Beers*, Bonzo Band*, and Paula’s Talk Show images out on to the page for their own story[xxxxxx] to help the site visitor understand the context of who and what.
*Tagged the first two text morsels with [BFT] as a jump-start for your personalized first-person version from the Ben Fong-Torres article.
Grouped all the TDOCR album stuff together. Were the T-shirts merch for the album, or was that separate?
Anything with ‘xxxxxx’ needs descriptive text/story from you. You’re still the best curator of your history, & would much rather use your words than labor over mine. Tuck those into an email when you have time to complete ’em.
 
Any chance you can find a larger version of the Pinball PR photo?
Bless Bub’s magic mind that filled in a bunch of dates.
Bimbo’s Comics for Kids is 1988!
New pictures[!], new mysteries. We’ll talk
Pitta only has vinyl of album
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