John 'Dr. Gonzo' Means • Comedian Parodist
Pretty Ambitious for a Gonzo
April 1983 · San Francisco Chronicle Datebook • by Ben Fong-Torres
Dr. Gonzo, the comedian, is in fact, John Means, a lean 27-year-old from Mason City, Iowa, with an aw-shucks face, friendly manner, and a good nose for business. In less than five years in San Francisco, he’s become one of the towns, busiest and best paid comics headlining at night clubs, and working as an opening act at rock concerts. In fact, he’s so busy that he feels a little bad about not hanging out as much as he used to with his other comics.
Now, what kind of gonzo it is that?
But, as Means explained, the name was pretty much foisted on to him by a college buddy, and he used it after school when he fronted a group called Dr. Gonzo’s Bonzo Band. Before he ever thought of comedy, he was a musician, playing country, blues, at Des Moines bars, “lulling people into drunksville. We sold drinks, and the shows became comedy.”
That bit of show-biz experience has served Means well: as the guitar slinging “Doc of Comedy Rock,” he can work in front of rock concert audiences, usually poison to stand up comedians. Opening for the Jefferson Starship, he performed in front of 9000 at the Greek Theatre and he’s faced thousands more at shows headlining Greg Kihn, Marty Balin, and Missing Persons, among others. And being a businessman, he’s learned to please the rock audience.
In fact, he’s most often criticized for going after cheap laughs with low-level jokes “Well“, said Means, the one-liners are just fillers, throwaways to move from one segment of the act to the next. As for poor taste, it’s business “I go with what the crowd wants. Sometimes they won’t listen to you, and that’s how you get their attention. The heavy rock crowds are hostile to anybody that’s not the band they came to see. So I have to get it across that I’ll only be on a short time, that if I wasn’t working, I’d be out there partying with them. I get them on my side.“ Even if it takes sick or sophomoric humor, “it’s survival.“
But Gonzo’s humor is flexible, depending on his audience. Headlining at the Old Waldorf, he had a comedy crowd, and between the rock stuff, uncorked some gems.
Gonzo also displayed ample potential for expanding beyond stand-up comedy. The Old Waldorf show served to unveil a new idea: the blending of comedy with a multi image, visual backdrop. With 27 slide projectors, (run by the Office of Irishman), achieving something close to animation. Gonzo played off the images in a pre-recorded soundtrack roamed the width of the stage, wandered into the audience to do his send up of a lounge act. “I liked the idea of the visuals,“ he says “because it was theatrical. The idea is to make it bigger than life. From doing the rock shows I’ve been trying to figure out how I could be as big as a rock band by myself.”
Offstage John Means is an unabashed businessman. Last year, by his count he worked almost 200 nights a year and by doubling up many nights, got paid for some 300 shows for a total of $30,000. As for more public stages, Gonzo still wants to fulfill his rock ‘n’ roll fantasy and “do the big shows,” to have success like Robin Williams and Steve Martin’s. He’d like to write and appear in films “I want to be the ultimate entertainer.“
Pretty ambitious for a gonzo he says “I’ve always done my time. I’ve never wimped out on a job and never cancelled a paid show and I’ve only fallen short of my time by a couple of minutes.”
Not particularly authentic gonzo. But it’s good business.
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article by Ben--Fong Torres
• Reviews • Pull Quotes • Blurbs •
Opening for Huey Lewis … “A snaggle-toothed guitar comic with a bagful of song parodies was perfect and set the tone for the evening.”
~ Tom Phalen • Seattle Journal • 1983
“Dr. Gonzo managed to make genuinely funny jokes about the rock world without being either contemptuous or corny.”
~ Ken Tucker • Philadelphia Inquirer
“The audience made it quite clear that it found Gonzo’s style appealing. He ended with a sing-along nonsense song that had the crowd happily shouting gibberish at the top of its lungs.”
~ Jill Warren • Indianapolis Star
“Dr. Gonzo clicked well with his rock-oriented patter and parodies of well known tunes and performers.”
~ Kirk • Variety
Quick Takes
Why Gonzo?
Nickname Origins
The name was pretty much foisted on to him by a college buddy, and he used it after school when he fronted a group called Dr. Gonzo’s Bonzo Band. Before he ever thought of comedy, he was a musician, playing country, blues, at Des Moines bars, “lulling people into drunksville. We sold drinks, and the shows became comedy.” [BFT]
Go West Young Man
Finding Funding
Graduated from Drake University in Des Moines in 1977, staying a year to play with the Bonzo Band, then joined a friend who wanted to produce a play in San Francisco. when they failed to get the project financed Means took on “temp jobs: physical labor, stuff in warehouses.“ [BFT]
First Gigs
November 1979
Bobby Slayton sent me to the Holy City Zoo for open mic night. I thought it was for music. Signed up, went out for a real drink or two, came back to discover I was next and it was a comedy club. Got laughs just getting my guitar out of the case. Tony DePaul thought I was somebody and gave me 20 minutes on a Sunday night where I bombed horribly.. Said to myself that I would never let that happen again. Went home and wrote some of my best song parodies.
Comedy Day
Company Picnic
Comedy Day was a great place to hang with old pals since we were all going in so many directions.
L to R: Chris Pray, Mike Pritchard, Doug Kehoe, Bob Sarlatte, Jim Cranna, Bob Barry, Lorenzo Matawaran, Jon Ross
Worst Crowd
Memorable Night
Bobby Slayton called me and said he couldn't do a show and asked me to do it. It was opening for Soft White Underbelly at the Old Waldorf SF. Found out it was Blue Oyster Cult. Bad intro, mean crowd (you suuuuuck! Fuck Yooooouuuu!) throwing radio station free buttons at me, but I stuck it out. Then came the late show...more later.
That Comedy Time
Successful because…
Everyone was unique. We all sort of found our niche...mine was opening for bands, living my rock 'n roll fantasy, and becoming part of a great music scene.
And I believe coming out of the disco era, couples could go out to dinner and see a show instead of having to sweat to a loud beat and look stupid on the dance floor.
Photo credit: Sue Murphy
Comedy Boom
Was Jet Fueled…
You could get good quick because there were so many places to get stage time. You need crowd feedback to get good. We all rooted for each other and having RW as our fearless leader helped.
Photo credit: Lee "The Flea" Phillps
John Means Who?
Bedtime for Gonzo Show
xxxxx-1987
Gratitude
Stern Grove
xxxxxx-1981
Auditions
Joan Rivers Audition
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Competition Finalist
Perks of the Finals
6th annual - 1981
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Paula Poundstone Talk Show
Practice at Cobbs
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WInding Road
One thing led to another
1981 finalist in the SF Comedy Competition. Showtime called for the Big Laff Off hosted by Fred Willard, which was a springboard to Caesar's Lake Tahoe hosted by Bill Rafferty… and never looked back. .
L to R: Dr. Gonzo, Tim Bedore, Larry Brown, Will Durst Kevin Pollak
Record Deal
On Vinyl
Record Release Party
Party People
Sign on the dotted lIne
DubLab Records recorded my album live at Cobb's Pub in 1985.
L to R: Tom Sawyer, Little Roger and the team at DubLab.
The Doc of Comedy Rock
Side A
Tailgate Party
Beam Me Up, Scotty
The Art Of Telling Jokes
Are We Gonna Do It (Or What)?
Look What You Made Me (Do)
Side B
Live At Cobb's Pub May 11, 1985
Record Release
Party at the Boarding House
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Supporters
Greg Kihn, Micky Thompson and Craig Chaquico showed up to support … and party.
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OTHER BAY AREA GIGS / EVENTS OF NOTE
MTV & Monty hoffman
Dough Ray Me
[xxxxxx-1982]
Rock 'n Roll and Comedy
On the road with Huey Lewis. not to mention opening for Jefferson Starship, Eddie Money, and The Beach Boys
Comedy Tonight
Comedy Tonight -circa 1980s
Bammies
Together with Dick Bright onstage at the Bammies.
Hands-on Influencer
I taught for awhile after my first 20 years. I brought a sense of knowledge of the real world and a sense of humor to the classroom. You seem to learn more when your teacher is amusing and has great stories.
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