Comedians @ AMUSEum

A. WHitney Brown • Comedian • Writer • Actor

A. Whitney Brown
• 1974 - 198? •

SF Chronicle-1983
SF Chronicle-1983

A former flaming-torch juggler who became a master stand-up

Brown's Comedy Rule: Funny Stories, Not Jokes

October 10, 1982 · San Francisco Chronicle • by Michael Goldberg

A tall, lanky man, with a head of curly brown hair, a drooping mustache and thick, expressive eyebrows, Brown talks fast with the assurance of a skilled confidence man. One imagines that this was a learned during the eight years he spent as a street performer, juggling flaming torches to entertain the passing tourists. 

Brown‘s humor is wrapped around a subtle commentary on life in America – and the absurd things some of us do without thinking. 

Brown thinks that telling funny stories, as opposed to just jokes, is a major factor in his rise in the comedy scene “People can follow a story,” he said “It’s like juggling. You keep their attention with the balls and you make them laugh, kind of from the side. But to put pressure on somebody – now I’m going to tell you a joke and this joke is going to make you laugh – that’s a really hard way to do comedy. And I feel it’s an insincere way to do comedy. Because I don’t think humor is a thing in itself. It’s not a substance. It’s a style. It’s not the wood, it’s the varnish. And once you have a story, making it funny is easy.”

Born in Charlotte, Michigan, Brown was abandoned by his parents when he was 12 years old. “My parents got a divorce, and my dad signed me into a state institution. 

Brown says he learned a lot about comedy while institutionalized. “Jailbird humor. Without a sense of humor you really can’t make it. To this day, I look back to the time in reform school is really being horrible, but I laughed a lot while I was in there.“ 

It was the late ‘60s when Brown got out – the hippie ethic was the rage, and Brown bought in. “I was on the road for about three years. At Woodstock and riding freight trains and hitchhiking and sleeping under bridges hand-to-mouth totally for a couple of years. Just open to anything.“ In fact, being open to anything is how Brown ended up an entertainer; he fell into it completely by chance. “I never did decide,“ he said, “I was hitchhiking down in San Luis Obispo. One night and at about 10 o’clock this guy picks me up in one of those old Plymouths. He took me out to his ranch and he was building this big circus wagon that he wanted to go out on the road with. And he was an accordion player. I told him I knew how to juggle, and he said, “Great we’ll be gypsies. We’ll travel around, perform for people.“ 

Which is what they did for the next few years, until Brown‘s friend got depressed and blew his brains out one night in Sacramento. “That just made me want to keep doing it. “said Brown when I asked if he that didn’t just sour him on the whole thing. “I never really had a father, and he had been like a father to me. He taught me how to work in the world. I felt if I quit, then it would all be wasted. So I went out on the street and made $50 the first day. So then I kept doing it. After a year I realized that I was a professional entertainer.“ 

Brown and his trained dog, Brownie became well known at the Cannery, Pier 39 and Ghirardelli Square. Then in 1977 at the invitation of Frank Kidder, Brown appeared at the San Francisco comedy competition. “I saw some stand ups and I realized this is an infinite art. Anything you want to talk about, you can talk about it. All you have to do is make people laugh every minute or so and you can talk about anything.“ Goodbye, variety act; hello stand up.

These days, Brown has no regrets about that decision. Does he think there’s a secret to becoming a successful comedian? “The thing about humor or comedy, it doesn’t exist as a thing,“ said Brown. “Nobody can say: this is funny. It’s what everybody agrees is funny. Nothing tangible there. It’s just the faith of the audience that makes it happen. If I say something funny, it isn’t that it’s funny, it’s the fact that we think it’s funny that makes it funny.“

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Punchline?

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Street to Stage

Comedy Competition

I knew Frank Kidder before the comedy competition,when me and Harry Anderson and others were doing our juggling and magic acts at the Cannery. Frank recruited me and HP Lovecraft, magician, to enter the second competition because he was afraid the standups alone couldn’t hold a crowd. Jim Giovanni won that year. That was my first exposure to standup, and it inspired me to become one.

Brownie

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When in…

West Texas

I gotta tell you a story. I guess it’s about life choices, maybe. Anyway, I was doing a field piece for The Daily Show, (back when we first created that money cow for Comedy Central) about a farmer who thought aliens were stealing the assholes out of his dead cows. It was in WEST Texas, in January, we flew into Amarillo, picked up a local crew and did the piece. That night, we were staying at the Amarillo Holiday Inn, and I went down to the lounge for a drink. There, in front of 5 or 6 people, bombing on his ass, flop sweat and panic pouring out of him, was To y DePaul. In desperation, he tried every bit from every comic he remembered, and I recognized some even after 15 years away. It was the saddest thing I ever saw. I went up and said hello, and looking back I now realize that was cruelest thing I could have done. Shoulda just slipped away…

Wiki QUotes

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
~A. Whitney Brown

Holiday Hunting

A Tale

“I don’t hunt. But I did cut down my own Christmas tree. It’s kind of like hunting because I stalked it for a couple of hours. Found a real cute one, and I hacked it out of the ground, strapped it on my car and drove home. Now my house plants won’t talk to me. Think I’m a tree torturer! But I did have fun with that tree. Got home, he was still alive. (pause) So I put him in water so he wouldn’t die too (pause)quickly. Then I put thumbscrews into his little trunk. Then I hung hot lights all over his branches. Watch his little needles shrivel up and turn brown (pause)’Twas the season to be jolly. Then I threw him out on the curb. My plants were freaking out. My Wandering Jew: “‘Get away, you Nazi. Get away from me.’“

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That was then, This is Since then…

1989 Emmy for Outstanding Writing

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WHich SNL?

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