Jane Dornacker • Belly DANCER, Rock Star, Songwriter, Actress, Comedienne, Trafficologist
Jane Dornacker
• 1977 – 1983 •
They Laughed When Leila t. Snake Sat Down to Play the Piano
August 26, 1979 • San Francisco Chronicle • by Leslie Goldberg
With her hand clasped tightly, and her eyes turned toward the sky, San Francisco, singing comedian, Jane Dornacker says, grandly, “My mother always told me to dare to be different.” Jane pauses for a moment, allowing the thought to sync in, and ads, “I don’t think she had any idea of how different I would actually be.”
Relaxing on a dark bench at Fishermans, wharf, Dornacker, who is better known around the Bay Area by her exotic stage name, Leila T. (The “t” stands for “the”) Snake, is wearing a pair of wacky looking boys, black, high top, tennis shoes, and purple balloon pants. The buxom Jane Dornacker is a statuesque of 6”4” and has wild flouncy red hair. Making something of an attempt to be serious, she says, “No really. She always encouraged me to be myself and as it turns out,” she explains, “that happens to be a source of amusement for people.” Leila T. Snake will be appearing at the Boarding House Friday through next Sunday.
As she watches the tiny waves lap up on the beach, Jane comments that bay swimming is one of her hobbies. A bona fide member of the Dolphin Club, she says that earlier today, she swam a mile and 1/2 in the icy water. She also mentions that cleaning house is another favorite past time. But she adds, “I only do it once a year, and then,” she explains, “only one room at a time.” In seeming contrast to her size, Dornacker has a high-pitched, sweet and crackly voice. She sounds like Jonathan Winter’s Ma Frickerd. Indeed, Jane Dornacker performs a whole assortment of “bag, ladies,” or rather “bag person”s for her comedy sketches.
Jane Dornacker insists she doesn’t invent her “people”. They are just there. She says, “I think they’ve been inside me for a long time. I just try to give them visual form.” Jane, who also plays piano and sings her own “compositions” on stage, uses a wide variety of costumes. Everything from Jewel’s mostly knitted outfit to this skimpy ‘Frontier Nurse” get up. “To me, the funniest things are visual things,” says Dornacker. “Like Jonathan Winters. I mean, it doesn’t matter, even if it’s a bad script or if it’s a Cheetos commercial, he’s always funny he just is.”
Jane realized that she happened to just be one of those funny people herself, when she was only in sixth grade. Given the part of a scarecrow for a Girl Scout play, she realized that all she had to do was stand there, and people would laugh. It seemed like whatever she did turned out funny. Like when she worked at the Casbah as a belly dancer. “It was because I kept knocking down the tent,” says Jane. “You see, I have these 4 inch calcium deposits on my heels.” Eventually, Dornacker knocked down the tent one time too many and the young drama student found herself out of work.
“I got a job as a piano player at the Palms,” says Jane. “Pretty soon people started laughing at that too. After a while, I got a couple of girls from my dance class to come over. And we started doing a little cabaret show.”
Soon, Leila and the Snakes, as they were called, began to draw quite a crowd of comedy lovers. Among them was Bill Spooner of the San Francisco rock band, the Tubes. According to Dornacker, Spooner fell in love with one of he girls and the long and short of it was, “We became the dancers for the Tubes. For a better part of two years, I was out on the road with them.”
Not only did she dance, but Jane Dornacker wrote two songs, “Cathy’s Clone” (and in collaboration with Bay Area songwriter Ron Nagle) “Don’t Touch Me There.” Both songs were recorded by the Tubes and “Don’t Touch Me There.” received considerable airplay in Los Angeles and San Francisco.
In 1976, Leila left the Tubes and began performing by herself, first accompanied by a rock band and now, as a single stand-up comic.
Only 17 years old at the time, Dornacker came to San Francisco in 1965. When asked why she moved here, Jane stops and looks slightly confused. “Well, I wanted to go to school,” she pauses and then says suddenly. “Oh. I remember why I came to San Francisco! I came to start the hippie movement!”
Jane Dornacker’s academic career wasn’t nearly so successful as “her hippie movement.” While enrolled in “four or five classes” at San Francisco State, she was elected homecoming queen. “Well, it was an illegal platform,” Dornacker confesses. “People were just starting to go crazy enough to vote for me.” Just exactly what that “illegal platform” was”, what that “illegal platform” was, Dornacker prefers to leave up to the imagination. “I had to drop out of my classes to attend to my homecoming duties. Pretty soon I had to drop out of y duties.”
Shortly after dropping out, Jane began to study drama seriously. She worked with playwright Sam Shepard and appeared in several of his plays, taking leading female roles in “The Death and Life of Jesse James” and “In a Coma.”
In addition to doing stand-up. Jane is currently co-hostess, along with Scoop Nisker on Video West, Channel 26on Wednesday and Saturday Nights. Though she admits she would love to, someday, have her own television show, she says breathlessly, her eyes focused on the fogy horizon, that her life-long ambition is, “to be the greatest actress the world has ever seen.”
A serious actress?
She looks over and smiles. “Well, no.” Then she explains. “A fun Actress.”
Soon after arriving in San Francisco in 1965, she began to establish a reputation for flamboyance. In her freshman year at San Francisco State University, she was elected homecoming queen after touring the campus in a large bird cage and telling the syudent body that she was “magic” ~ October 1986 • SF Chronicle • Edward Lampinen
Jane Dornacker doesn’t know if she’s a rock and roll singer or a comedian. “There is a place in musical history for a comedy rock band,” the statuesque redhead said. “I’d like that place.” The Albuquerque transplant certainly has the credentials, beginning with her 1965 election as the self-described first weirdo homecoming queen at S.F. State or the days when she was known as Earth Mother around Haight/Ashbury. ~ April 1981 • SF Chronicle • Joel Selvin
Quotes & Blurbs
Bay Area comedian Jane Dornacker, who was one of the judges, came in a Carmen Miranda-style dress with a Hostess Sno-ball cap. “I loved you in “The Right Stuff,'” said a fan. Said Dornacker:“Oh! I should have come as The Right Stuffing!”
~ November 1984 • Oakland Tribune
“Life,” said Jane Dornacker with a mutter, “is a field of thorns, but my parents loved me. I started getting ‘theatrical’ at the age of 8. I grew up in Albuquerque, and I think my parents wanted me to be a concert pianist. But when I was 8, I wrote a sexy song called ‘Black Sequins’, and a boogie-woogie version of ‘Silent Night’, which possibly changed their thinking.” ~ February 1984 • SF Chronicle • Peter Stack
“I have this big love for what they call local talent. In some towns, local talent is like the dregs, the losers, but San Francisco is amazing. I’m talking geniuses who wander the back alleys, who blaze trails. There’s a living theatrical community here, and when you’re a part of it, you don’t want to leave town for one minute.”
~ February 1984 • SF Chronicle • Peter Stack
Leila & The SNAkes
Rock & Roll Weirdos • Leila and the Snakes
Collaborations

Toured with the Tubes
Wrote songs, Don't Touch Me There, Cathy's Clone, performative storytelling,
Collaborations
Palace of Fine Arts • San Francisco
“Now” Spring Tour • 1977
“Don’t Touch Me There (Dornacker/Nagle)
R. Crumb
Condom Sense

Theatrics
Interwoven throughout the film are comic vignettes that explain the uses and effectiveness of the condom, including a hysterically funny. sequence in which Pritchard, as a magician called "Condo the Magnificient" and Dornacker, as his assistant "Connie Sense" demonstrate how to put on a condom.
Press

Women Speak
Today, when women on stage are the targets of crude comments at least there's a good chance they're getting paid a fair wage for their trouble. And the more they do it, the easier becomes, Jane Dornacker says "The audience is who were conditioned to seeing men only are living in Miami now."
Jane Dornacker believes “It's a woman's feminine nature to be kind," which seems to run counter to the toughness in aggressiveness needed to survive as a stand-up — male or female. Certain audiences can take kindness for weakness and test how far they can take it.
Well, it appears that women are still the vast minority and stand-up comedy, the number should rise as audiences grow to accept them equally with men. As Jane Dornacker says, “I don't know if it would be any different if I were a man. Is it harder to be a person than an ant? Who knows because you only get one shot in life."
•Read Clark Peterson's Full Article•
Impressive Press

Plenty of Ink
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KFRC

Trafficologist
San Francisco is a town where a middle-range demographic radio station such as KFRC would hire on of the area’s most fluidly bizarre performers, and a veteran rock band performer — Jane Dornacker — as its morning traffic reporter. Dornacker’s traffic reports, comic quicksilver luminescence of the first order, marry an uninhibited sensibility to the sort of dopey, sober inanity of rapid-fire crack-up and bridge delay reports — a kind of real-life Mork on the airwaves every morning. ~July 1982 • SF Chronicle • By Ben Fong-Torres
WNBC

In New York City
On the newsstands is the latest issue of Long Island Night Life, in which Dornacker is named one of New York’s “10 Funniest Woman Comedians.” She reads from the article: 'She’s tall; she dresses like a dime store Madonna, and she seems to be in a perpetual state of demented confusion.' Dornacker, who’s 37, looks up. “I was dressing like,” she says about her usually layered que sera, sera look, “before Madonna was born. 'She was a cult figure on the West Coast,' the article continues, 'and is becoming one in New York.' “Oh and here’s my favorite line,” says Dornacker. 'They’ll have to invent new words for weird if they want to describe Jane Dornacker.' ~ March 1986 • SF Chronicle • by Ben Fong Torres
Benefit
Jerry Garcia and Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead have been added to the memorial concert for Jane Dornacker at The Warfield Theater. Robin Williams performs by himself the following night; both concerts benefit Dornacker's daughter. The lineup for Saturday's show clearly reflects the immense esteem in which her fellow performers held Dornacker. In addition to notables such as Todd Rundgren and the Tubes, the roster includes Carol Doda, Doris Fish, Bob Goldthwait, Paul Krassner, Jeremy Kramer, Rick and Ruby, Paula Poundstone, Mike Pritchard, the Duroes, Dennis Quaid (who appeared with Dornacker in "The Right Stuff") and her former partner, Pearl E. Gates. — Joel Selvin
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